Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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