Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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