question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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