I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm passing your future prison.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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