Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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