we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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