You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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