sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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