did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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