: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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