She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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