i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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