Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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