i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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