Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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