my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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