Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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