Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They took my balls.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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