that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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