I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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