So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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