Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i don't like sucking hair
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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