I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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