that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
party gras won. party gras always wins.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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