Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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