So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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