Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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