I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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