I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
They took my balls.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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