Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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