It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is Oprah even human
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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