I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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