everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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