O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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