You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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