I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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