I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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