Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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