try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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