Swine flu. Run for my life!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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