Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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