yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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