She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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