my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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