these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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