Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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