Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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