is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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