I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Randomize
