Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
This toilet bowl is my home.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
