I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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