she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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