OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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