literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
That man makes my giblets tingle
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