Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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