it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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