You just made me feel so damn special
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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